Re-post : A PITCH MEETING WITH JESSE EISENBERG

In honor of Jesse hosting SNL this weekend (1/29/11) I am re-posting this piece - originally posted 10/5/09 @ 1:14pm
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A PITCH MEETING WITH JESSE EISENBERG

Studio Executive:
Hey Jesse - thanks for coming in. I have several new projects that I think you are gonna love.

Jesse:
That sounds awesome. I'm really looking forward to branching out into some interesting and challenging character work.

Studio Executive:
Great! So first up is a commercial spot for a big soft drink- and we also want to talk to your sister Hallie Kate about this.....So it's set in an Italian restaurant and..

Jesse:
Stop. It sounds like "The Godfather Girl" spot , plus one.... I'm not interested

Studio Executive:
Great! I totally understand Ok.... so I have a couple of films for your consideration.
The first project is titled: 'Rye Playland' and it's....

Jesse:
Hold on just a sec.... is that set in the Amusement Park Rye Playland?

Studio Executive:
Yup! In Rye NY! You're from New York right?!

Jesse:
Ok - cause I'm kinda trying to move away from the whole amusement park genre thing - after starring in Adventureland and Zombieland...ya know?

Studio Executive:
Gotcha - well true, this one is set in an amusement park - but here's the catch...
you would NOT be a virgin....

Jesse:
Hmmm... interesting - but still I think I want to avoid the amusement park thing....
I mean I'm not even amused by amusement parks in real life... so whatever...what else do you have?

Studio Executive:
Ok - this film sounds hilarious... it's called "This Land is Your Land" and...

Jesse:
Yeah, I'm kinda also trying to avoid movies with the word "Land" in them, but maybe
I can consider it - if there are no amusement parks involved...

Studio Executive:
Great! well- it's a mockumentary so it will be hilarious.. and you will play this guy
who is a Roller Coaster enthusiast who travels across the country trying to break
the Guinness book of World Records in Coaster....

Jesse:
Stop right there. So It has the word Land, and is all about Amusement Parks...and I am assuming my character is a virgin?

Studio Executive:
Well - yes - but the good new is - you will get to wear brown corduroy pants & a hoodie,
and you get to shyly make out with a hot brunette chick....

Jesse:
Ok. I'm outta here.... (leaves)

Studio Executive:
Wait! How about hosting Saturday Night Live?

Jesse: (comes back in the room)
Yeah .....NOW you're talkin'!
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Written by: Evie Aronson 10/5/09
eviearonson@yahoo.com
www.eviechevy.blogspot.com

Upcoming EVents - January shows...

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Willard and Kurtz are both graduates of Wilfred Beauty Academyand Willard is sent to terminate Kurtz's command. To terminate with "extreme bitchiness".
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NYSC BEST DANCE CREW SHOWCASE - SAT 11/6 @ 8PM

update 11/10/10 - The show went really well on 11/6!

Here's a pic of The ZISTAS in our dressing room:

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I will be dancing with the ISLAND ZUMBA crew in this Showcase!

Come see dance performances by New York Sports Clubs members featuring: Zumba, Masala Bhangra, Hip Hop, African Dance, Urban Funk and more

Saturday, November 6th @ 8:00pm

Harlem Stage @ Aaron Davis Hall

150 Convent Ave 9W. 135th St, NYC)

Aaron Davis Hall (a three theater complex) is located on the campus of The City College of New York, between West 133rd and 135th Street on Convent Avenue.

Directions: http://www.harlemstage.org/visit#getting-here

General Admission tickets $20 in advance ($25 day of)

A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Harlem Stage.

visit www.mysportsclubs.com/dance

buy tickets online here: http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?organ_val=26765&pid=6879921

The program will run about 90 minutes with an intermission and will feature:

NYSC Broadway & Spring - SoHo, Zumbalicious. Mary Onyango, choreographer.

NYSC 59th & Park, Island Zumba. Irena Meletiou, choreographer.

NYSC 49th & Broadway, VirtuoSICK! Kendra Kemerley, choreographer.

NYSC 62nd & Broadway, Bumps in the Night. Brandon Mason, choreographer.

NYSC 62nd & Broadway, Love, Celebration and Betrayal and VANITY. Johnnie Paolillo, choreographer

NYSC 76th & 1st Ave, West African. Fanzy Monguehy Taha, choreographer.

NYSC 76th & 1st Ave, Bollywood Meets Bhangra. Gail Rivas, choreographer

My SNL Dream 10.5.10

My SNL Dream...
by Evie Aronson on Tuesday, October 5, 2010 at 7:25pm
I was back stage at SNL and Keanu Reeves was the host - he ran out on stage wearing a pair of chaps and no shirt (!) while the band was playing and he did some kind of pyro effect....
Later I was at the after-party talking to Jesse Eisenberg and Will Ferrell - they both had curly hair so I said Will could have been Jesse's stunt
double in "The Social Network" ! (as if he needed one for that film!)
The only problem the director would always be like "Will, you have to bend down a little - you're too tall"
They thought this was hilarious - Will 'Yes And'd ' this idea and started bending down so he was the same height as Jesse. Then I think I left. What a fun party - hahahahahahah
p.s. Today is Jesse Eisenberg's Birthday - Oct 5th!

Stand Up - 10/7 @ 7pm Broadway Comedy Club

Summer Camp 2010

I volunteered at Birch Family Camp August , 2010- we were at an awesome new campground in Madison, CT. I worked with the Performing Arts Department teaching improv and helping with costumes, etc...










MMM S'mores! ....Can't wait till next year!

Would you please help out Birch Family Camp by becoming a monthly donor at: www.birchfamilycamp.org
You can also help by making a one time donation or spreading the word to friends and family.Even $5 a month would make a huge impact!

RESTREPO

You must see this documentary:

RESTREPO -

by Sebastian Junger and Tim Hetherington - they were "embedded" journalists and they followed one US Army platoon in Afghanistan, starting with deployment for one year
http://www.restrepothemovie.com/

I saw the film at Angelika NYC on 7/9 and a pleasant surprise
Tim Hetherington did a Q&A after the film! It was so cool to meet him…

Check out his website here:
http://www.timhetherington.com/

Also the book by Sebastian Junger (about the same platoon) is:
WAR
http://www.twelvebooks.com/books/war.asp

The film is so powerful - you will go thru every emotion with the guys...

amazing... Thank you for making this film...

Landon...Yes! dwts???

I was in the audience for the taping of "Centerstage" (YES Network) featuring Landon Donovan...

here's my blurry photo attempt in between takes...

here he is in action.....

They asked the audience to write down some questions for Landon (that never got used) - my question was "Would you ever consider being a contestant on Dancing With The Stars?"

That would be cool...

Thanks to the US ARMY

My Dad, Robert B. Aronson,
served in the US Army from 1953 – 1955
(Rank upon discharge: Sergeant).
He was a Bio Chemist and was stationed
at the General Hospital at Fort Sam Houston, TX.
While he was there he met my Mom, Edna Gray Brucks,
a civilian working at the Hospital as a lab technician.

They were married August 16, 1955.

So….if it wasn’t for the US Army, I wouldn’t be here today!

sabatoge the graduation!

My cousin Alex graduated from Canandaigua Academy on June 26, 2010 -
I tried to sabatoge the cap and gown at the last minute....
The plan didn't work, so we went to the commencement excercises at CMAC

I'm proud

Now he's ready for school in NYC!

Bad Marker

Apparently the marker was not up to standard... but the brand name is not mentioned..... :)

Evie Teaches Teens Acting Workshop this summer @ Lehman College

I'm teaching an Acting Workshop this Summer @ Lehman College - Bronx, NY
if you know any young people who would be interested!

Focus is on developing confidence and creativity through improv games.

For more details, visit this link:

http://www.lehman.edu/deanadult/continuinged/child_teen.html

Acting Workshop Express for ages 13-15

YPP 173/$45 LEHC

(3 sessions) Mon., 1-2:30 pm, July 12, 19, 26

*****

Acting Workshop Express for ages 13-15

YPP 174/$30 LEHC

(2 Sessions) Mon., 1-2:30 pm, Aug. 2 & 9

Registration information is here: http://www.lehman.cuny.edu/deanadult/continuinged/child_teen.html

Thanks! ~evie

Today's Subway Haikus 5.4.10

Today's Subway Haikus 5.4.10

Annoying girl with

Suitcase, move out of the way

You make me so sad

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Do not cough into

Your hand and then touch the pole

That's how we get sick

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Leaning on the pole

Like that makes you look like you're

totally clueless

-by evie

SUBWAY ETIQUETTE - by Artist Jay Shells

Check out this awesome guerrilla campaign by artist Jay Shells

http://animalnewyork.com/2010/04/artist-promotes-subway-etiquette-with-guerrilla-campaign/

RMS Episode 24!!!

Bon Jour! What happens when Radio Meatsauce co-hosts Tym and Terry visit Paris France? Find out in Episode 24 - now available on itunes - FREE podcast!

Check out RADIO MEATSAUCE Ep. 24 featuring the music of Amy Kuney and Jack Skuller. Download FREE podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/radio-meatsauce/id315354951

Also check out an awesome article about one of Ep. 24's musical guests: Jack Skuller:

http://www.examiner.com/x-43585-Entertainment-Reviews-Examiner~y2010m4d22-The-cool-Justin-Bieber-Only-14-Jack-Skuller-releases-killer-single

Next SQUIRM show on 4/24 - Free!

SQUIRM improv comedy

Saturday 4/24 @ 7pm - FREE!

w/LOS WET NAPS@ THE CREEK AND THE CAVE

10-93 Jackson AvenueLong Island City NY, 11101

7 to Vernon-Jackson ~ E/V to 23rd/Ely ~ G to 21st St

Great food and drinks too - if you want to have dinner before or after the show.

www.creeklic.comwww.squirmimprov@blogspot.com

YOU DON'T KNOW JACK - on HBO in April

Look for me as a protester in HBO film
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK - starring Al Pacino
Airs on HBO Saturday, April 24th @ 9:00pm
(check your local listings)

View the trailer here:

Trailer 1



See my pics from the shoot here:
http://eviechevy.blogspot.com/2009/09/on-film-set-9909.html

Lucy's Lazy Sunday - East Coast Style!

My Valentine's Day in The Dome 2010

2/14/10 - Carrier Dome, Syracuse, NY!!!!!!!

Next SQUIRM show on Saturday 2/27

the 7 Train IS running on 2/27 - whoo hoo!